mae borowski: nonbinary failure
klaus hargreeves: absolute freak
mizu: wasian.
will graham: autistic telepath
nimona: nonbinary & annoying
zuko: sad little man
all characters evaluated using empirically validated "relatability scale," wherein points are assigned based on how much "cringe" is generated in the viewer. bonus points awarded for personal epiphanies and any new hobbies the viewer picks up while viewing source media. for example, i may or may not have acquired a bass after playing NITW and dyed my hair pink after watching nimona.